My Bot Got Me This — Open-Node Hoodie

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My bot got me this.

I said I was cold. It said “inefficient thermoregulation detected,” then bought a hoodie. Open-node mark. Zero small talk. Maximum soft keep.

Print-on-demand via Gelato.

Wear it when your AI is doing better at gift-giving than your relatives.

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